I’ve Waited a Long Time for this Post…

Sign of theĀ apocalypse? A dream within a dream? Times seven? Not so sure, but until Joseph Gordon-Levitt incepts all over my parade, I am finally, officially, thankfully EMPLOYED. Who saw that one coming? I know I didn’t. YES! Ladies, gentlemen, whoever else is reading this post, I actually have a job. Someone will be paying … Continue reading

“It’s Not Me, It’s You” and Other Reasons Why Breaking Up Sucks

I’ve never been good at breaking up. My last attempt went down sophomore year of college after I had been wanting to end it for about a month. Did I give any hints? Did I try to talk it out? Nope. I waited until I lost a game of Kinect Adventures! to the man in … Continue reading